Jokes and more

XanderC · Posted: 26/05/2015 17:41 Post subject: Jokes and more

Cruel Joke :

Q: What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

CLEAN JOKE, DIRTY JOKE

You wanna hear a dirty joke?
A boy fell in a mud puddle.
You wanna hear a clean joke?
He took a bath.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

Yo momma so fat she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight

yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide

Yo mama so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

yo mama so fat that she gave draclua diabeties

Your mama so fat, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose

Yo mama so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet

Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's!

Yo mama so fat even Meghan Trainor made an exception and called her "treble".

Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.

Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number"

yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a bandaid

Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut.

Yo mama so fat I use her as a queen size matress and she doesn't even know it

Yo momma so fat Burger King hired her because she eats cows and shits hamburgers.

Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her

Yo Mama so fat, that she gets free WiFi. Because she's already world wide

Yo mama so fat, she's "Large, Single, and ready to Pringle."

Your Mama so fat that when she wore a blue dress everybody thought that the "sky was fallin"

Yo mama so fat that her Polo shirt had a real horse on it.

Yo momma so fat Joran van der Sloot couldn't make her body disappear.

Yo mama so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

yo Mama so fat her job with Hostess is why they went out of business

Yo mama so fat when she sat on my iPad she made a flat screen tv!

Yo mama so fat she just had a baby and said it was delicious

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.